Arnold's here to kick your ass.

  It's ass-kicking time. Arnold's back and he's ready to leave you all with absolutely no closure on any subject ever raised within the Terminator series.
Be prepared to be stupified.

An Interview with the Characters:

The Terminator
Eat shit and die. No, wait. Just die.

Man, do I rock. I mean, look at me. My sunglasses, alone, kick more ass the John Connor ever will. I am so awesome. I'm going to kick everyone ass because I'm the lead protagonist. No one can stop me. WHUT!

TX - Miss Terminator
I really like your gun.
Why was I even put in this movie? I'm only going to get my ass kicked. The Terminator never loses, the movie is made around him. Oh, wait. I'm fucking hot as hell. That's why.
John Connor
Come save Mr. Terminator man! The bad lady's going to hurt me!
Boy am I a pussy! I just bitch and complain about shit during the whole movie. Good thing I have a kick ass, destiny restricted wife and a lead protagonist machine from the future to protect me. Without them, I'd have died when the TX busted her ass in to kill me when my future spouse locked me in a cage like the scared little dog that I am.
Katherine Brewster
My boyfriend's a wuss.
Wow. John Connor sucks. He's so lucky to have me and the Terminator. John sucks so bad, why do they want to protect him so adamantly?
Mr. Brewster
I'm an idiot!
Would you believe that they put me in this movie to do something as assinine as to activate the virus that gives the machines the ability to think for themselves and wipe out the human race with a nuclear attack? I guess that makes me an asshole!

The plot:

  Plot? It existed? No, this is what happened. With the ever original idea of sending machines back into the past to wipe out their own existence and global domination, the new TX and our good ol' buddy the Terminator return for another dose of comatose inducing mass destruction. They took it up a notch this time; John Connor has reached a new level of stupidity. So... let's break this down.(Not necessarily in order)
1. Terminators come from the future.
2. The TX kicks The Terminator's ass, just to mix it up a little.
3. The Terminator kills the TX (Woah! Big surprise there...)
4. Since Mr. Brewster doesn't trust machines, he makes the only obvious choice of releasing SkyNet to fix the virus. Oops. Shit. SkyNet was the virus.
5. John and Kate are safe in an underground bunker while the nuclear war rages against the humans.
6. The End.. SUCKERS!

The defining moment:


Oh shit! Time for John Connor to die...



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